You never mess with the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati – a lesson Suella Braverman will learn a little too late. Let everyone know you’re a member of this all-powerful organisation with this Member of the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati Hoodie. Unlike Liz Truss, a leading figure on the right of the Conservative party who had a fleeting stint as prime minister last year, Braverman did not begin her political life on the left. Her mother, an NHS nurse, was a Conservative councillor and stood unsuccessfully for parliament. Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images. Plans within the internal markets bill for the UK to break international law by unilaterally amending the Brexit withdrawal agreement under Boris Johson was not Braverman’s idea. However, as attorney general she was condemned by some lawyers for enthusiastically defending it – and did not win friends in Labour for calling the opposition MP Ellie Reeves “emotional” in a Commons debate. Her Rwanda ‘dream’

Another notable row came when Braverman referred to the arrival of asylum seekers in small boats from across the Channel as “the invasion on our southern coast”. This prompted not just condemnation from migration charities, but a direct challenge in person from Joan Salter, an 83-year-old survivor of the Holocaust, who told Braverman such language was reminiscent of rhetoric the Nazis used to justify murdering her family. At RedMolotov.com we specialise in producing high-quality, ethically-sourced t-shirts. We pride ourselves in using the best materials we can find, which is why our t-shirts will not fall out of shape after a few washes like other cheaper varieties you may find for sale elsewhere. If the UK has a beer strike during the Human Rights World Cup ( yesterday’s Fiver), the solution would be pretty obvious: legalising ganja. The paranoia it induces is better for watching football anyway” – Ben Mostyn. Just Stop Oil emerged early this year as a successor to Extinction Rebellion (XR). While the group looks as if it appeared out of nowhere, many of the activists behind it also have close links to other environmental action groups, including Roger Hallam, who is the social movement strategist behind XR and Insulate Britain. However, unlike these other groups, which often rely on older activists who believe they have less to lose, Just Stop Oil positions itself as a youth-led movement with Hallam reportedly going to universities to recruit eager students who have an abundance of time and passion. If you like satirical, funny and topical T-shirts, including this Member of the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati T-shirt, then we have some good news for you. We have a range of other T-shirts available, and we’re constantly adding to the collection to release new Tees as the news breaks. See the full collection here.

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A Just Stop Oil protester outside New Scotland Yard in London on Friday. Photograph: Stefan Rousseau/PA While she threw herself into a career as a barrister, practising in the UK and the US, and passing the New York bar exam, Braverman was also set on politics, unsuccessfully fighting the solid Labour seat of Leicester East in 2005. Also feel free to share this t-shirt with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy! More funny and satirical T-shirts from NewsThump All our garments are ethically produced: read our full ethical policy here. Size Guide (N.b. all sizes are approximate) Size Yet there is a suspicion that this might be just what Just Stop Oil want – because another significant part of their strategy is to end up in prison – “so they give the legal system and the carceral regime so many activists to deal with, that it ends up clogged up and ceases to function properly”, says Damien. Whether young activists can truly comprehend the threat a conviction would have to their future is unclear – but Damien isn’t sure that this will deter them: “They would probably turn around and say, ‘Well, we don’t feel like we have a future if climate change progresses in the way that we’re expecting’.”

Braverman’s statement that there was an ‘invasion on our southern coast’ prompted condemnation from migration charities. Photograph: Gareth Fuller/PA The ‘invasion’ of small boats After going to the fee-paying Heathfield school in outer London on a partial scholarship, Braverman studied law at Queens’ College, Cambridge, becoming president of the university Conservative Association. Ifrah I was a bit apprehensive, but as soon as Richard came through the door he had a relaxed, chilled attitude. He was wearing shorts with a shirt and tie, which threw me a bit, but he was making it work. Richard For me, voting for Brexit was about EU directives. The biggest example in accounting was the reverse charge VAT system we had to rush in in 2016, but which the French didn’t implement until 2022. I felt we were at a competitive disadvantage. That’s just one example: I could give another 10.The result of the referendum came to her aid and by 2018, under the then prime minister, Theresa May, she became a junior Brexit minister, before rising under Boris Johnson, May’s successor, to her first cabinet job as attorney general, just two years later. Having entered parliament as Suella Fernandes, she was now Suella Braverman, after marrying Rael Braverman, a manager at Mercedes-Benz, in 2018. She has described her husband as a “ proud Jew and Zionist”.

While any suggestion of health benefits of consuming alcohol is always a bit of a minefield, can I be the first of 1,057 people to point out to Herbal Vegan Wellness Trope Fiver ( yesterday’s Fiver) that beer contains antioxidants and, thanks to developments in the world of finings, often vegan-friendly. This tends to be drinks from smaller producers, the sort of thing Weird Uncle Fiver gets angry about because he claims they don’t taste any different to the more familiar Tin available in lots of pubs, but I don’t think he gives enough credit to the damage done to his tastebuds by the number of cigarettes he smokes” – Ed Taylor (and no others). Enjoying their best start to a season for 59 years despite never really looking particularly good or fun to watch and still being worse than Arsenal, a win for Spurs would enable them to leapfrog second-placed Manchester City, but still find themselves a point behind their insufferable north London neighbours. “To play at Old Trafford is not simple, but at the same time it’s a big theatre and you have to play with personality, play your football, your ideas,” roared Antonio Conte. “This will be a good step for us to go there and play with personality and try to win. I enjoy the fact this test is coming now.” Should Tottenham fail this midweek test Conte is likely to cut a typically forlorn, almost tearful post-match figure, even if it means the Old Trafford tofu sandwich brigade go home pleased. QUOTE OF THE DAYVoting record Always Conservative, except in 2017 when he abstained as he couldn’t vote for Theresa May. Richard describes his views as “very right wing”. Leave in the EU referendum Named after Sue Ellen Ewing, the leading female character in the 1980s US television drama Dallas, who was largely defined by her turbulent personal life and struggles with alcohol, Braverman shortened her name after teachers started to call her Suella. When Just Stop Oil protesters climbed on top of the M25 Dartford Crossing for the second day running, the bridge had to be closed again – causing rush hour chaos. This extremely dangerous action sent a message to the country: Just Stop Oil are serious and they have no intention of stopping until their demands are met. Following hot on the heels of the Van Gogh protest (the painting was safe behind a sheet of glass), the activists are causing quite a stir – just as they wanted. More than 450 arrests have been made over the last two weeks of protests.

Music | The 28 year old rapper and actor Little Simz has won the Mercury Prize for her fourth album, Sometimes I Might Be Introvert. Send your letters to [email protected]. And you can always tweet The Fiver via @guardian_sport. Today’s winner of our prizeless letter o’ the day is … Ben Mostyn.Also feel free to share this hoodie with your friends on social media, for no reason other than it will make us happy! More funny and satirical T-shirts and Hoodies from NewsThump Protest | A British MP has said that one of China’s most senior diplomats was involved in the violence against pro-democracy protesters at China’s consulate in Manchester. It was fantastic,” said Hollinrake, an immediate convert. “I’d never eaten tofu before in my life. I roughly knew what it was but I thought it was very much tastier than I expected.” Anyone who was arrested for conducting a protest that the home secretary banned would then be found to be in breach of the injunction, making them in contempt of court and could be prosecuted on that basis,” says Damien. “And contempt of court comes with a special kind of trial, which has a judge and no jury.” This would create huge jeopardy for activists: juries keep acquitting them at trial, mainly because it seems that they’re not buying the idea that causing any disruption is an offence. Without a jury, they are far more vulnerable to lengthy prison sentences. (And some are already serving long stretches behind bars in the build-up to trial). Also under Truss, Braverman made perhaps her most lasting contribution to the political lexicon in responding to environmental protests. These were the fault of, she told the Commons, “the coalition of chaos – it’s the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati”, words that some opponents immediately adopted as a badge of honour. Being ousted as home secretary